-You invite people over to your house…and they actually show up. And hang out for a while.

-You flirt with your mechanic.

-You start talking to people at work that you always avoided before...and find out that a girl you always envied has overactive sweat glands. HA!

-You stop writing him letters or emails that you know you will never send.

-You stop sending the letters and emails that were never supposed to be sent.

-You stop crying for no reason.

-You start crying at sappy movies…now that you can rent them again.

-You begin to purchase things like oil, Draino, lightbulbs and screwdrivers...and you know how to use them.

-You find out that lots of people have always wanted to date you.

-You realize that it’s fun to have them race each other – to see who will bring you the right drink first.

-You become more active on silly sites like MySpace.com and realize that there are cool people in your town that you never, ever knew about.

-You begin to like telling men that you’re single…when they ask, “Where’s your man?”

-You begin to wonder how you ever afforded him.

-You have extra money in your bank account…so that when the cute (and sadly married) mechanic tells you that you need your alternator rebuilt you can afford to have it taken care of.

-You can answer the door in your bathrobe.



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